It's kind of nonsensical which is kind of what I was going for it so if you have a problem with it, maybe we aren’t going to get along as well as I had hoped.
All the stories in the blog are true, I’m not smart enough to go making stuff up but I do add my own spin on things so I’m no biographer either. The stories are pretty much stories that I like to tell to people over a drink and have a few laughs. I’m really very opinionated on all that important stuff like AIDs and poverty and I do indeed listen to music and consume fashion but I’m not about to share those opinions on a blog. So instead I write about silly things (which is why I am frequently the topic of the blog).
Also yes, I am aware that I am not a very good artist. I’m not in denial, I just don’t care that I’m no good. I think that reading thousands of words on a screen without any pictures is exhausting and I don’t do exhausting so instead you must endure my bad art. I suggest you embrace its crappiness. Pretend I am a small child in a ballet concert; you tell me that I’m good even though I’m terrible. I like to hear these sorts of comments “that was of a good standard (compared to your usually low standard)”.
Now here is a collage of me as a mermaid.
Now here is a collage of me as a mermaid.
Love,
Elle xx